This my friends is not JUST a conference ID badge it is much, much more!!! May I present to you one of the most amazing pieces of technology I have experienced at this years conference, the WetMyself1000. This handy little device makes you feel five again. It is just long enough to give you that oh so wet feeling following a trip to the bathroom. It functions in much the same way your shirt used to. It hangs in exactly the right spot to make a big splash! The most special part of this amazing device is that just like your kindergartner self you will jerk away at the first stream, then douse all those around making it the most fun you’ve had since pre-school!!!
I’ve been assured that coming next year is a device that hangs to the back. The new device is code-named ToiletDipper1000 - it will recreate the shirt-tail in the toilet fun.
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