I may have missed the "sweet spot" for this particular post, but I'm gonna go ahead and post it anyway or maybe I'll just post the stuff that I actually wanted to write and not all the stuff I was gonna write to build up to it - does that make sense?
The gymnastic judging system is the equivalent of a middle school wedgie. For those of you who don't know middle school wedgies are known universally as the most dynamic and omnipresent of all wedgies (yes they seem to be everywhere at once).
The Chinese girl team had the biggest advantage not because of some scientifically proven logical nonsense, they won because they were of middle school age, in a sense they were at one with the wedgie.
They should add another scoring category specifically for wedgies and the competitors efficiency at picking them.
Ever notice how anything with a "The" in the title is important, The Olympics, The Superbowl, The Jeremy. Yeah I just included a "The" in my title.
That is the end of the post, I should do this more often.
