SpaceBookSter

I caved, yes its true I created a Facebook account. Yes, I know, its completely lame. So there are several things about this that annoy me, I know your dying to hear them.

First this is third profile I've had to setup on a social - networking site. I am a survivor of Friendster, and MySpace. This is the third time I've had to come up with something witty to say and pick out which which colors to paste all over the site. There is only so much of working with colors I can take, I am not color blind but I am color I-could-give-a-crap.

Second is the sense of exposure. I feel naked posting anything on Facebook, and not in the kinky way, its closer to the experience you get while wearing one of those hospital gowns. I feel like every picture, every post is analyzed thoroughly by everyone. I feel that way because that's what I do to other peoples profiles.

Third I am neither that into being social or into networking. If I don't know you, or haven't kept up with you there is probably a reason.

Why a Facebook profile? My Mom got one. When my Mom, Sister, Cousin, Wife all beat me to the punch technologically there is a problem, the strain on reality is to great.

I have an idea, I'm going to create the worlds first anti-social networking site - SpaceBookSter. Its just gonna be one page with a big sign....

GO AWAY!!!